I don't think we'll ever be able to prove that
(S)Election 2000 was rigged. However, I stand by my right to denounce the Li'l Buckaroo as a know-nothing bozo, a drunken nose-jockey hypocrite, and a mindless pawn of the Far Right Whackadoos. Hey, I've heard much worse said about Chelsea Clinton, so just chill.

PRESIDENT SMARTYBOOTS?!
Oh yeah, kids, I'm givin' some serious thought to throwing my hat in the ring. Do any of you think I could POSSIBLY do worse than ol' Shrubba-Dubba?

Sometimes, when they think no one's looking, George and Dick like to re-create half of the cover photo for "Abbey Road."

Bushism o' the Week (aka Dubyonics)!

Most of this week's winners are from Europe, which is almost as big a nation as Africa.

"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I, it's, I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values." --Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001


OH GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!
"Human rights will not be tolerated." --Rep. Christopher Smith (R-NJ) on future US-China relations, "Hardball," April 5, 2001

My all-time fave:
"They wanna treat Social Security like it's some kinda gummint program!"

Sickly Dick does his Fred Sanford riff.