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Weird Science & Fuzzy Math With Dr. Smartyboots!
An Equal-Opportunity Offender

On the TX Gov. limo!

No one is immune!

PERSONAL AD FOUND IN THE CHAPPAQUA BYSTANDER:

MWM, 54. Wife out of town a lot. ISO F, 18-40. Height, weight, looks unimportant. Love of cigars a plus. Absolutely MUST be able to keep a damn secret. Reply to Box 54490.

A Friend of George W. recently sent me the following verse. I think he honestly believed it was funny.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Liberals suck
And so do you.

Huh. I know it's not kind to taunt the criminally dull, but I had to send one back.

While you were writing that,
Strugglin' and squintin',
Your nasty old lady
Went down on Bill Clinton.

Yeah!  Gittin' some tonite!

Ain't no party like a White House party 'cause a White House party don't quit!