Dude, this is getting out of control. Seriously.

Weird Science & Fuzzy Math With Dr. Smartyboots!

Dude, this is getting out of control. Seriously.

What? The Hokey-Pokey? Cool!

"With your right hand in the air..."
...And your head firmly up your ass.....

Some poetry to keep the tone of this site up. I don't know who wrote the first one, but the second is credited to Richard Thompson of the Washington Post. Thanks to my dad, Dr. Smarty H. W. Boots, for passing these on.

Colleagues, arise
Get off of your tushes
And applaud this work
(It's George W. Bush's)

For too long have our land's inaugurals
Been obscured by torpid doggerel
Of untalented academic schnooks
Like Robert Frost and Gwendolyn Brooks

Abstract versification vexes
We hail the governor of Texas
The voice of America's proletariat
Who knows how to wield the poet's lariat

Let praise resound from hill to gorge
And celebrate our bard, Boy George

The following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W., arranged by Post writer Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree,
the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands
Have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation
Finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!